1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:05,661 [Woman] Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,674 Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,733 and vanished. 4 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:17,942 He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,545 facing mirror images that were not his own... 6 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:26,854 and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. 7 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:32,193 His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, 8 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:36,634 who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. 9 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:40,867 And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, 10 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:43,875 striving to put right what once went wrong... 11 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:47,276 and hoping each time that his next leap... 12 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:49,338 will be the leap home. 13 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,646 [Thunderclap] 14 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,894 [Spits] 15 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:06,420 Hey! Hey! 16 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,433 Over here! 17 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,834 [Woman] Help! Help me! 18 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:21,773 Help! Help me! 19 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,009 Help! Oh, boy. 20 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:44,185 [Sam Narrating] When you leap for a living, you expect to land in some stormy situations. 21 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,858 But doing a half gainer into an unknown ocean? 22 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,629 Somehow the words "above and beyond" seemed inadequate. 23 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:52,102 If anybody's listening up there, 24 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,437 I sure could use some help. Oh. 25 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,605 Thank you! 26 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,547 What? What? 27 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,049 [Coughs] 28 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,361 Up! 29 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:44,548 Miss? Miss? 30 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,957 [Coughs] Miss? Huh? 31 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:50,655 Oh, David. Oh, help me. Help me. Are you- 32 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,664 It's okay. It's okay. Oh, David. 33 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,666 It's all right. You're okay. [Coughing] 34 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,668 Oh, David, is it really you? 35 00:03:56,736 --> 00:04:01,070 Uh, I g- I guess so, yeah. 36 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,608 I was so scared. It's okay. Everything's gonna be all right. 37 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:05,769 It's all right. It's all right. Don't worry. 38 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,779 You're not David. I'm not? 39 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,517 Oh. What was that for? 40 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:14,109 How could you do this to me? Do what? 41 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,678 - I saved your life. - Look at this dress! 42 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:20,624 Oh. Where are we? Where is everybody else? 43 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:26,998 Oh, well, we're not sure, Sam. But you're somewhere in the middle of the central Aegean Sea. 44 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:29,762 Where's my trunk? Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get here sooner, 45 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,997 but we're making preparations for Tina's birthday. 46 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:34,164 She wants me to pop out of the cake. It has to be here. 47 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,334 - You'll never believe what she wants me to not wear. - Where is it? 48 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,004 There it is. There it is. It's sinking. Come on. 49 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:43,105 The Aegean Sea, Al- What, south of Greece? North of Crete? Where? 50 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,377 Right over there, you greasy little man! 51 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,614 Who is this? The Miss Wet Evening Gown contest winner? 52 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:52,351 - You tell me. - I am telling you. Now get it. 53 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:57,624 Look, if you think that you can get out of your duty to me by acting crazy, you don't know who you're dealing with. 54 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,631 Now go get my trunk! 55 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:03,135 - I can see she's not gonna win the Miss Congeniality award. - Well? Did you hear me? Now! 56 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:06,797 She reminds me of my fourth wife, Ruth. No, that's wrong. 57 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:09,671 Fifth- Fifth? No, third wife. My third wife, Ruthie. 58 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,767 - Al. - Al. 59 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:13,869 Al what? 60 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:18,042 I'll be damned if I'm going into the ocean for your trunk, and I don't care who your are. 61 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:21,985 Uh, this is Vanessa Foster. of the Philadelphia Fosters. [Vanessa] I am a very important person. 62 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:27,220 She's got more dough than Pillsbury. And since you don't have any supplies whatsoever, I'd go get the trunk. 63 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:30,126 - No. No way. Give me a break. - Look, you. 64 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:34,929 Since you are an employee of a ship that my fiancé hired, you have to do whatever I say. 65 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,333 And I say go get my trunk. 66 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,928 [Scoffs] Fine. I'll get it myself. 67 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,100 No. All right. Just sit- Get back in here. I've seen you swim. Geez. What a shrew. 68 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,201 - Stop it! - Very much. 69 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,712 I'll have you know that I won the bronze medal... 70 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:51,773 at the Northampton Beach and Bay Club Junior Olympics when I was merely 15. 71 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,785 Daddy bought me a ski boat for that. 72 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:57,380 - Ah. - It's too bad it's not still here. You could ski over and get the trunk. 73 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:59,391 Just answer me this, okay? What? 74 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:02,087 Are there any essentials in the trunk? Yes, everything! 75 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:04,288 Now, are you going to go get it or should I? 76 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:08,790 Go get it. 77 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:25,774 [Sam] Please tell me you've got food and water there. 78 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:29,310 - Better. - Better? 79 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,857 Mmm. Mmm. 80 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:35,758 Cigarettes? I risked my life for cigarettes? 81 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:41,132 - Mmm. - Well, at least these might be useful. 82 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,165 What are you doing? Get your grubby paws out of my- 83 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,674 Give- Give me that. 84 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,108 Trust me. I have no interest in your underwear. 85 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,339 I knew it. The sun is getting to his mind. 86 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,110 I can't believe this is happening to me. 87 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:59,811 I am marooned with a pervert on my wedding voyage. 88 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,684 Your wedding voyage? 89 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,519 What do you think this is for, huh? Bowling? 90 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:12,091 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. David. 91 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,190 [Crying] Who-Who's David? 92 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,930 My fiancé. My late fiancé. [Ziggy Beeping] 93 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:21,872 - No, he's still alive. - Uh, your fiancé's fine. 94 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,034 How do you know? 95 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,305 I, uh- 96 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:30,110 - He's on a raft with the captain. - He's in the captain's raft. I put him there. 97 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:34,950 - They're gonna get picked up in about three hours, 10 minutes. - I gave him my place. 98 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,455 You had a place on the captain's raft? 99 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,889 Well, why not? 100 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,451 Because usually grimy, little grunts don't travel with the captain. 101 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:47,124 - Where'd I work? The engine room? - Uh, yeah, right. Yeah, the engine room. 102 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,691 Oh, no. Uh-uh. I'm not buying amnesia either. 103 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:54,229 And, oh, and your name is Nikos Stathatos. 104 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,799 - Born in Piraeus, Greece, February 12, 1935. - [Ziggy Beeping] 105 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:00,072 And, yeah, you worked with the diesels in the yacht. 106 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,484 Do you mind? 107 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:14,517 Uh, and David and Vanessa here were going to get married at sea tomorrow. 108 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:18,189 - So I'm here to rescue her. - You never talked to yourself when we were on the ship. 109 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:23,031 - This act- - Well, in the original history, she eventually got rescued. 110 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:26,094 Then she met up with David, and they went to Crete, and they had their wedding. 111 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:30,165 - Then why am I here? - A psychiatrist told me once that lonely people talk to themselves- 112 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,177 desperately lonely people. 113 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:35,442 Uh, well, we don't - we don't know for sure. 114 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,211 Uh, but you're on the main shipping lanes here, 115 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:41,253 uh, so that you should get picked up before nightfall. 116 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:50,895 Now what are you looking for? 117 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:54,797 I'm just praying that you've got some food and water in here. 118 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,461 It's a hope chest, not a picnic basket. 119 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,596 That sounds more like a no-hope chest. 120 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:02,106 Wait a minute. Wait, I do. I do have food in there. 121 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:04,108 You do? Yeah. 122 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:06,371 That's great. That's the first good news we've had. 123 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:08,310 Ta-da! 124 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,282 Gum? Hundreds of sticks of gum? 125 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,046 You brought hundreds of sticks of gum? Yeah. I was gonna quit smoking. 126 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,918 Then why'd you bring all the cigarettes? I was gonna go out with a bang. 127 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,923 She managed to do that okay. 128 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:22,222 She snuck a smoke down by the engine room, and that's what sank the ship. 129 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:26,223 You blew up the ship because you had to have a smoke? 130 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:29,632 I knew it. You were following me. 131 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:33,502 Answer the question. I didn't know it was still lit when I put it in that cigarette can. 132 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,064 Sam, uh, bon voyage. 133 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:41,409 Um, I've got to, uh, jump up out of a cake. [Beeping] 134 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,484 [Sighs] Now what are you doing? 135 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:51,248 What are you doing? Why did you do that? 136 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,691 We are lost in the middle of the ocean. There's a good chance we're gonna get rescued, 137 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:59,129 but I'm not gonna risk you sinking our only mode of survival because of your nasty habit. 138 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:03,191 I don't have to take this kind of behavior from an insolent, smart-mouthed deckhand. 139 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:07,535 - [Air Hissing] - Oh. Look what you made me do. 140 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,632 Me? Fix it. Do something. 141 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:15,169 Uh- Uh- Uh, get the gum. 142 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,681 What? Get the gum and start chewing it. 143 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,721 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Mmm. 144 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,120 Give me a piece. Give me a piece. 145 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,092 Give me another one. Another one. Give me another one. 146 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,727 [Mumbling] 147 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,959 What? 148 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:37,662 I forgot how much sugar they put in these things. 149 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,799 Chew! I am! 150 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,467 Come on. Come on. Give me. Give me. 151 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,478 [Grunts] 152 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:49,514 Let me have your hand to hold it. Dream on, sailor. 153 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,516 Let me have your hand. Hold it. Oh. Ah. 154 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,553 [Hissing Stops] Get out of the way. 155 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,316 [Groans] Now what are you doing? 156 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,881 We lost a lot of air. We gotta lose weight, or we're going down. 157 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,258 Oh, no you don't. Stop that! Stop that right now! 158 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,889 No, not my gold pumps. I have a belt to match. This one? 159 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:09,059 Yes. Oh! Oh, my God. 160 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,002 No way. Not that. Don't you dare. What the heck is this? What is this? 161 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,631 Grandmama's sterling silver. Sunken treasure. 162 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,540 Oh! 163 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,511 [Huffs] No! No! 164 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,070 What? Grandmama's favorite vase? 165 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,777 No, Grandmama. We wanted her at the wedding. 166 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,587 [Portal Opens] All right. She can stay. 167 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,453 - I wouldn't count on that, Sam. - Back so soon? 168 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,619 - This is serious, Sam. What've you been doing here? - Just what you told me. 169 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,596 Oh, go ahead. You can just babble all along as much as you want. 170 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,689 You can even drool. But I know you're not crazy. 171 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:45,635 No, Sam. You must be doing something wrong here, because your odds of survival are going down faster than I can read. 172 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,300 - What's the problem? - The problem is that I'm stuck on a leaky life raft... 173 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,741 with a crazed barbarian who talks to himself. 174 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:55,770 Well, suddenly, you're getting yourself all off course. You must be doin' something wrong, so stop doing it. 175 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:59,249 How can I stop doing something when I'm not doing anything? You better figure it out. 176 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,310 Because Ziggy says the ship should've picked you up an hour ago. 177 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,322 You've changed history, Sam. 178 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:08,918 Now Vanessa and Nikos never get found. 179 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,072 This is totally unforgivable. 180 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,137 We needed a sail to get us back on course. 181 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:33,948 Yeah. When we get back, the first thing I'm doing is calling Daddy and asking if Greece has capital punishment. 182 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:36,351 Anything would be better than this. 183 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,356 I was gonna get married in this dress. 184 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,155 So hungry. 185 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,288 I figure we got about 188 more sticks of gum. 186 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:52,463 Our last meal on the ship was flatbread with caviar... 187 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,472 and Caesar salad, 188 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,441 paupiettes of Dover sole with those tiny little potatoes. 189 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:01,674 - Fish. - Oh, the fish was fresh. Caught right off the ship. 190 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,545 Now what are you looking for? The veil that goes with that dress. 191 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,551 No, you don't. No, you don't. Here it is. 192 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,349 No. Wait a second. Give me that. Give me that. Look. 193 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:12,219 No! We need a veil to catch the fish in. 194 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:17,524 Well, lookit! I'm telling you. You threw away my favorite shoes. You used my wedding dress as a sail. 195 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,963 You are not going fishing with my grandmama's veil. 196 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,297 I won't tell her if you don't. 197 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,234 I said no. 198 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,073 Oh. 199 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:38,010 Hi, little fishy. A little sole off the port bow there. 200 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,017 Oh, stop it. 201 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,815 Oh, look. He's got all his little anchovy buddies with him. 202 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:46,585 - They're right from the Caesar salad, you know. - All right. Here. 203 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,253 See if you can catch some of those little potatoes while you're at it. 204 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,387 Hold this. 205 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,193 Over here. 206 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,766 - Come on. Huh! What was that? - What? What? What? 207 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,670 I think I got something. Don't loose it. 208 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,072 A big one. It's big. What is it? 209 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,081 Don't tell me. It's a Caesar salad. 210 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,382 Actually, it's not so bad. 211 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:24,259 Yeah, if you're a seal. Look, theJapanese practically live on this stuff, okay? 212 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,561 Yeah, my poodle eats the grass on Daddy's putting green. You don't see me there grazing. 213 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:31,125 I'm sorry it's not cherries jubilee, okay? But it's the best we got. 214 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:35,902 So if you wouldn't mind, I gonna keep you alive. Just sit there, shut up and eat some of this. 215 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,466 Fine. Go to the back of the boat first. 216 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,478 - What? - Go to the back of the boat first. 217 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,481 Why? Because we Fosters always change for dinner. 218 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,025 Scoot over. 219 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,119 Give me that. Give it to me. All right. 220 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,272 [Vanessa] I can't believe I'm doing this. [Sam] We don't have a choice. 221 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:16,078 Well, don't you ever tell anyone I did this. Did what? 222 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:20,016 If one of those tacky tabloids gets ahold of this, I know who I'll come after. 223 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,451 You're right. You're right. 224 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,853 I can see the headlines now. 225 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:29,520 "Socialite sucks seaweed." They won't be able to keep it on the stands. 226 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,496 That's it. When we get back, I'm reporting you to Daddy. 227 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:37,399 - Is that a threat? - My father owns the largest shipping company in the United States. 228 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,836 He's been on the cover of Look magazine. He's frequently quoted in the Journal. 229 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,965 You sound like his press agent, not his daughter. 230 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,806 Mmm. 231 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,812 Was he on the ship? 232 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:52,010 No, thank goodness. He had stockholders' meetings in Manhattan. 233 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:56,316 But he paid for everything. Well, it wasn't his fault that he couldn't be there. 234 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,322 Those meetings are very important. 235 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,324 You don't have to defend him to me, okay? 236 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,952 I don't have to defend my father to anyone. 237 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,962 He's the perfect father. 238 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:08,989 He gives me everything and anything that I ask for. 239 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,032 Did he ever take you for a walk on the beach? 240 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,408 No. Fathers are very busy. 241 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,037 Mm-hmm. They are. Very busy. 242 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,240 Well, you obviously don't understand our culture. 243 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,613 No, I, um- 244 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:28,084 I obviously don't. 245 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,087 [Chuckles] 246 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,916 My dad taught me the names of all the constellations. 247 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,760 He said if I knew the names of the stars above our home, then I could never be alone, 248 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:43,598 because I could always look up and know that he and Mom were looking at the same stars. 249 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,200 That's nice. 250 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,733 Well, it's quaint. 251 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,071 But the point is, my father loves mejust as much as yours. 252 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:59,140 I'm sure he does. It's just that... from what you've been saying, 253 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,949 it's hard for me to imagine that there were a lot of hugs and smiles... 254 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,718 and things like that at your house. 255 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,282 Well, we Fosters do things differently. 256 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,454 I mean, we feel that public displays of affection are- 257 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,964 Well, they're socially incorrect. 258 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,491 - You really believe that? - Daddy believes it. 259 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,594 And David does too. 260 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,071 Well, it's nice that they agree. 261 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,133 They always agree. 262 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,815 Hey. What's, uh- What's that one called? 263 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,519 Well, what one? Which one? That one. 264 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,954 That really bright star. That one right over there. 265 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:42,585 - That one or the one next to it? - No, the one next to it. The really bright one. 266 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,391 That's not a star. That's a planet. 267 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,455 That's Venus. 268 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,927 Named for the goddess of love, born from the sea. 269 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:57,366 A reminder to all men's souls that... 270 00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,310 true love is the only love worth having. 271 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:05,176 That's really beautiful. 272 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,184 Yeah, it is. 273 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:21,692 Mmm. David. I had the worst dream. 274 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,894 Mmm. 275 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,665 Hmm. You were covered in grease. 276 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,101 And you never shaved. 277 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,941 - [Screams] - [Screams] What? What? 278 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:38,107 - How dare you? - How dare I what? 279 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,276 Use your shoulder as my pillow. 280 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,947 - Your pillow? - What else did you do? 281 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:47,890 Well, you know, first, I ripped off all your clothes. 282 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,054 Then l- I pulled out my bouzouki... 283 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:56,329 and played wild peasant songs while I danced naked around the raft. 284 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,892 Well, you just keep your bouzouki to yourself. 285 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,166 Fine. 286 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,539 [Bird Squawking] Hey- 287 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,340 Hey. I didn't know seagulls were out this far. 288 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,710 That was no seagull. 289 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,080 [Squawking Continues] 290 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,017 Neither was that. 291 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,888 [Together] Land! 292 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,485 [Laughing] Land! 293 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,431 Oh! 294 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,262 Oh! 295 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,541 Mmm. [Spits, Laughs] 296 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,543 Corfu! 297 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,171 How could you be sure this is Corfu? 298 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,715 Are you kidding? I have been here four times. 299 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:48,617 There is the cutest little bar just around the corner. I am dying for a mimosa. 300 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:53,124 Vanessa. Miss Foster! Miss Foster! 301 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,389 I can't hear you. Miss Foster, just wait a second! 302 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,691 Will-There's no- [Portal Opens] 303 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,698 [Al] It's not Corfu, Sam. 304 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,700 Tell me something I don't know. 305 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,032 If it's not Corfu, where is it? 306 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:08,072 Well, uh, the good news- [Ziggy Beeping] 307 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,632 is Ziggy says there's no dangerous wildlife here. 308 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,908 - Where are we, Al? - Um, there's gobs of edible flora. 309 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,142 Al. And the, uh- 310 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,186 Oh. The annual average temperature... 311 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:25,417 is a very comfortable 76 degrees. 312 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,424 And- And? 313 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:32,725 And, uh, no- nobody else sets foot on it... 314 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,789 for another nine years. 315 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:51,411 10,000 silkworms gave up their lives to make the silk for my dress. 316 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:55,249 It took 200 oysters to find 32 matching buttons. 317 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,153 Nine French seamstresses went blind sewing it together. 318 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,784 And now, instead of a wedding gown, what is it? 319 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,296 Aah! 320 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:08,060 Camping gear by Chanel. Clever. 321 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,328 [Groans] Thank you. 322 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:14,099 [Sighs] Where are you gonna sleep? 323 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,106 Where do you think I'm gonna sleep? 324 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,768 Oh, no. You're not sleeping with me. 325 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:22,109 David would be furious. He's very protective. [Laughing] 326 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,114 So is Grandmama. Trust me. 327 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:27,049 David and Grandmama have nothin' to worry about. 328 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,020 And what does that mean? 329 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,579 You know what? Nothin'. Forget it. It's all yours, okay? 330 00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,717 Here you go. Whew. 331 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:38,819 [Bird Chirping] 332 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,390 [Chuckles] 333 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,594 There's no powder room. 334 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:50,642 Right next to the poison ivy. 335 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,734 You enjoy torturing me, don't you? 336 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,372 No, I don't enjoy torturing you, Miss Foster. 337 00:21:56,448 --> 00:22:00,077 It's just, you see, my back is killing me, my skin feels like it's leather, 338 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,552 and I really could use another pair of helping hands. 339 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:06,216 So if you wouldn't mind filling this with wild grapes, I would appreciate it. 340 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,920 I don't like grapes. Then fill it with something you like. 341 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,963 But don't eat it till I have a look. 342 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,430 Just what are you gonna do? 343 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:19,097 Catch crabs, just as soon as I find us some water. 344 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,607 So if you'll excuse me. This is so unfair. 345 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,143 Trust me. You could not handle fair. Yeah? Just try me. 346 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:29,510 You eat what you find. I'll eat what I find. How's that for fair? 347 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:33,542 Wait a minute! 348 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:37,076 Can't hear you. Don't miss me too much. 349 00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:44,885 [Sobbing] Daddy. 350 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:11,020 [Panting] 351 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,457 I wouldn't do that. 352 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:21,297 Why? Is there something wrong with the water? Oh, no. No, it was quite good. 353 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:24,130 In fact, I drank until I was about to pop. 354 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:26,136 Great. 355 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:29,332 And then I didn't wanna pop. 356 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:34,345 You didn't. 357 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,677 In our water? 358 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:39,750 In our only water? 359 00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:43,515 I didn't know it was our only water. Besides, you told me I'd get poison ivy in the bushes. 360 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,490 - That was a joke. - Well, I guess the joke's on you then. 361 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,493 [Ziggy Beeping] 362 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,587 Sam, uh, Ziggy says this water should be cleared up by the morning. 363 00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:56,760 I am having a very, very hard time keeping my cool with you. 364 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:59,201 Oh, really? Well, let me see if I can help you. 365 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,762 [Grunts] 366 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,774 [Laughing] 367 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:12,244 [Laughing Continues] Mmm. [Spits] 368 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,521 - Any cooler? - Can you give me a hand? I'm not gonna pull you in. 369 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:21,150 Aah! 370 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:25,991 There. Now you still think this is so funny? 371 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:28,362 Huh? [Coughing] Yes. 372 00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:36,640 [Shouts] 373 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,734 You know, you guys should put on bikinis and charge admission. 374 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,472 [Coughing] 375 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,975 Oh! [Grunts] Ah! 376 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,088 I hate to miss the exciting conclusion, 377 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,250 but I've gotta give Tina her birthday present. 378 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,556 And it's a big one. [Beeping] 379 00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,522 [Both Grunting] 380 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,763 Just get off. [Grunts] 381 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,827 You greasy- 382 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,738 Stay away. Get off me. 383 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:29,788 You better be careful, or I might think you're starting to like me. 384 00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:35,963 Well, do you? [Laughs] 385 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,968 [Sighs] 386 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,799 Do I? [Laughing] 387 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:45,866 I don- I don't know. I just met you. 388 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:50,176 My, G- Look, I just don't think that... 389 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:54,776 probably in your social- s-s-social circle, people would, like, go in for this- 390 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:57,686 Yeah. I know it. You don't like me. kind of entertainment. 391 00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:00,088 I didn't say that. I just- 392 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:02,854 I mean, come on. Look at you. 393 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:05,294 You're a wreck. [Laughing] 394 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,256 Ah, it's all right. Nobody likes me. [Sighs] 395 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,666 Oh, come on. Somebody's gotta like you. 396 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:15,103 Your fiancé, I bet- what's-his-face- likes you. 397 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:20,905 Doesn't he? I don't know. 398 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,947 I mean, he loves me, but- 399 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:27,810 I don't know if he likes me for who I really am. 400 00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:29,820 Daddy's the same. 401 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:32,322 Wait a second. Uh- 402 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:37,988 Are you telling me that your own father doesn't like you? 403 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:40,861 Of course he likes me. 404 00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:44,334 You should have seen his face at my debutante ball. 405 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:50,697 I have the most fabulous picture of he and David, with me in the center. They had the best time. 406 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:54,871 But what about you? Did you have a good time? 407 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:58,279 Of course I had a good time. What's that supposed to mean? 408 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:03,344 It's just that you're always talking about how everybody else is feeling, you know? 409 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,355 David, your daddy, grandma. 410 00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:09,189 I mean, what about you? How-How-How are you feeling about- 411 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:22,904 - What do you think you're doing? - You know what- I'm doing the same thing you're doing. 412 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,670 You had no right to kiss me. 413 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:27,735 What are you talking about? l-You kissed me. 414 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:30,337 I did not. You seduced me. 415 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,543 I have berries to pick, so if you'll leave me alone. 416 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:35,916 Vanessa. Vanessa, come on. 417 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:52,998 [Sam Narrating] Despite all of Al's assurances, it wasn't easy finding food in this tropical paradise. 418 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:57,633 After four hours of playing hide-and-seek with the crabs, I finally found something. 419 00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:01,770 Meanwhile, Vanessa found everything else. 420 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:06,416 Mmm. 421 00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:10,652 This is heavenly. 422 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:16,026 I still can't believe you knew how to dig for clams. 423 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:19,359 Daddy took us clamming in the Hamptons every summer. 424 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,559 Sometimes I'd eat them raw, right out of the shell. 425 00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:25,967 You know, I, uh- I hate clams. 426 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,232 And you just love grapes and toothpaste. 427 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,439 Hmm. 428 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:42,247 Look, I know we had a deal, but I don't mind sharing. 429 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,948 I bet if you try some of these, they'll change your mind. 430 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:48,550 - No, thanks. This is- - Come on. 431 00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:50,617 Come on. You have to keep up your strength. 432 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,069 Well? Hmm? 433 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:03,004 Good. 434 00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,303 I can't have you fainting from hunger. 435 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:09,811 You're in charge of getting us rescued. 436 00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:13,214 Mmm. Mmm. 437 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:15,275 Already in the works. 438 00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:22,519 Hair spray and matches? 439 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,528 Rescue equipment. 440 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,824 The contents of this can are under pressure. 441 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:32,461 When we spot a ship out there, we take this, right? 442 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:38,476 Put it in the fire upside down, like so. 443 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,445 And voilà. 444 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,606 We die of second-degree burns? 445 00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:48,675 No, no, no. The can launches like a skyrocket into the sky. Then we get rescued. 446 00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,311 A rescue flare. Yeah. 447 00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:54,154 - That's inventive. - Thank you. 448 00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:56,318 You know what this reminds me of? Hmm? 449 00:29:56,394 --> 00:30:01,354 Indian Guides. Every summer I went to sleepover camp with BetsyJohnson. 450 00:30:01,432 --> 00:30:04,230 You were in Indian Guides? Uh-huh. 451 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:07,999 - I mean, I was in Indian Guides. - In Greece? 452 00:30:08,072 --> 00:30:10,905 Trojan Guides. The Trojan Guys. 453 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:15,412 - "Guides" are what we call 'em. - Mm-hmm. 454 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,473 - Hey, what was your Indian name? - Mmm. I didn't have one. 455 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,884 - Come on. Everybody had an Indian name. - What was your Trojan name? 456 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,723 - Zeus. - Zeus? 457 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,726 Yeah, Zeus. You know, king of the gods. Yeah. 458 00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:31,728 Huh. That was me. [Laughs] 459 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:33,889 So come on. Out with it. What was your name? 460 00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:36,900 - [Muffled] Pain in the Buffalo. - What? 461 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,237 Pain in the Buffalo. 462 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:42,705 [Waves Crashing] 463 00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:45,742 [Laughing] 464 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:48,836 Come on. Knock it off, or I'll take back my clams. 465 00:30:48,913 --> 00:30:52,849 I'm sorry. It's just that- [Clears Throat] I'm- I'm sorry. 466 00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:07,423 [Vanessa] Hey, there's Venus again. 467 00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:10,626 What was the saying again? The one about true love? 468 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:15,469 Um, Vanessa, about what happened this afternoon, 469 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,132 I, uh, just- Nothing happened. 470 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,438 - Nothing happened? - Nothing. 471 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,445 Then why did you wanna talk about Venus? 472 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:27,041 I was simply trying to make polite dinner conversation. 473 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,983 Okay, fine. Fine. 474 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:34,582 Since dinner's almost over, I guess we should decide who's gonna take the first watch. 475 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:38,322 We can, uh, flip a coin or toss a stick or something or- 476 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,990 I'll do it. 477 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,260 - You will? - Yeah. 478 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:48,328 All right. Well, you sure you know how to launch the flare? You know just- 479 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:51,398 I'm good at launching things. 480 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:53,876 Okay. Uh- 481 00:31:56,247 --> 00:32:00,980 All right then. lf, uh, you need me for anything or, you know, in the middle of the night- 482 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:03,520 Yeah. I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself. 483 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:07,319 Yeah, well, that's good. 484 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:11,693 Ah, good night. Bonsoir. 485 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,212 [Al] You know, she really is very pretty. 486 00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:08,116 Yeah, when she's asleep. 487 00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:10,677 Oh. Aren't we touchy? 488 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,985 No, we are not touchy. 489 00:33:14,058 --> 00:33:15,992 Well, I'm sorry. I was wrong. 490 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:18,324 She's nothing but a spoiled brat. 491 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,864 Well, there's a little bit more to it than that, Al. 492 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:24,197 Silver spoon in her mouth, a pampered princess. 493 00:33:24,268 --> 00:33:26,532 Al, once you get past the act, 494 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:29,903 she's just a- a little kid playing at being a grown-up, that's all. 495 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:33,842 Oh, yeah. It must have been really tough being waited on hand and foot. 496 00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:36,846 - Tougher than you think. - See? You like her. 497 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:39,940 Me? Her? [Laughing] 498 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:44,919 I'm just trying to be objective, okay? You not only like her, you really like her. 499 00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:47,048 - Don't be ridiculous. - [Ziggy Beeping] 500 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:49,059 What? What's Ziggy got? [Beeping Continues] 501 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:51,061 I don't know. It needs a tune-up, this thing. 502 00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:53,097 What do you mean it needs a tune-up? 503 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:56,133 Oh, no. Tuna. Tuna? 504 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,794 Oh, there's a school of tuna just off the reef here. Tuna? 505 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,668 How far out? Ah, a couple hundred yards just out toward that ship. 506 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:04,606 [Beeping] [Together] Ship! 507 00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:08,305 Sam, there's a ship! My flare. 508 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,574 I gotta get my flare. Here it is. You got a flare? 509 00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:12,616 That's great. The ship'll see ya. 510 00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:19,721 - Okay, Al. - Okay. 511 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,259 That's great. Homeward bound. 512 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:27,229 Nothing's happening with this flare. 513 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:31,663 - This is impossible. - Sam, go say, "Ahoy," or somethin'. 514 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,830 I don't believe this! Th-That can has got to explode! 515 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:39,434 - What are you doing now? - Trying to build up the fire. What do you think I'm trying to do? 516 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:43,276 Oh. Well, you better hurry up. The ship's only in range for another 3.6 seconds. 517 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:47,317 Just- Two. 518 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:50,149 One. It's gone. 519 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:59,491 Aah! Careful, Sam. You're gonna burn yourself. 520 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,759 That's not that hot. It- Are you all right? 521 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,324 The flare didn't work. 522 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:07,132 It's empty. 523 00:35:07,205 --> 00:35:12,336 - Well, didn't it explode? - It's impossible. H-How could it be empty? 524 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:16,369 The only way it wouldn't have worked, is if it was empty before you put it on the fire. 525 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:21,678 Which means that somebody must've emptied it. 526 00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:23,686 Well- 527 00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:26,450 Well, this can wasn't empty last night. 528 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,458 It got windy. 529 00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:31,051 Bingo. [Sam] Are you telling me... 530 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,189 that you emptied this entire can of hair spray on your head? 531 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:38,463 Who are you, the hair-spray police? This was our only way of being rescued. 532 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:40,527 I said it was windy. We're on a deserted island. 533 00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:43,369 Who cares? You were a lot nicer when we were on the ship. 534 00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:46,672 We weren't shipwrecked then, and we had plenty of hair spray to spare. 535 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:49,577 Well, I didn't realize I used so much. Oh, no. 536 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:54,550 No, of course not. Because you're a vain, selfish, self-centered spoiled brat... 537 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:57,554 who doesn't give a damn about anybody but herself. 538 00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:59,852 What? 539 00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:02,256 What? 540 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,393 I've been a woman, Al. 541 00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:10,923 I mean, I was a beauty queen. I was even pregnant. Right? And? 542 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:15,166 And nothing- nothing has prepared me for a woman like that. 543 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,230 You gotta get me out of this leap, fast. 544 00:36:17,308 --> 00:36:19,299 Well, I'm doing everything I can. 545 00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:22,346 I got the programmers and the analysts- They're workin' around the clock. 546 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:26,042 Of course, some of them are still a little trashed from Tina's party. Oh, fine. 547 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:29,883 But they're doing the best they can. Well, tell 'em to do better. 548 00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:31,888 I knew it. You knew what? 549 00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:34,424 You got a thing for this girl. I don't have a thing. 550 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,722 You do. I do not. For Princess Pain in the Buffalo? 551 00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:40,127 Princess What the What? Oh, Princess Pain in the Buffalo... 552 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,325 is what the kids in her summer camp nicknamed her, 553 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,493 and I can't imagine why. 554 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:46,867 You mean she told you that? Yes, she told me that. 555 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:50,271 That's a very intimate childhood detail. Oh, Al. Come on. 556 00:36:50,341 --> 00:36:55,142 Look, I would never dream of sharing what they called me when I was a c- Never mind. 557 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,376 It just proves that you care for her a lot. No way. 558 00:36:58,449 --> 00:37:02,647 There's no way she would get this bad under your skin unless you had feelings for her. 559 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,984 The only feelings I have for her are homicidal. 560 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,991 It didn't look that way after the mud fight. 561 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,289 It looked like your lips were glued together. 562 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:14,263 You watched? Mmm. A little peek. 563 00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:18,767 All right. All right. L- 564 00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:21,566 Let's just say that, you know, hypothetically speaking, 565 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:26,235 that- that I do, for some strange, unknown reason, 566 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:30,406 have feelings for this woman- Vanessa- person. 567 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:33,075 Okay, but what about Nikos? 568 00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:36,517 What if he doesn't feel the same way? Don't you remember what I told you before? 569 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,283 He worships the ground that she walks on. 570 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:41,655 The minute he laid eyes on her, 571 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:45,924 he volunteered to carry her trunks on board the ship. She had more than one trunk? 572 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,295 Five trunks? She had five trunks? Five trunks. 573 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:51,426 And he put a mint on her pillow every night. Oh. 574 00:37:51,502 --> 00:37:53,800 And don't think that she didn't notice him. 575 00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:56,271 [Bird Twittering] 576 00:37:56,340 --> 00:38:00,709 She did, huh? Yeah, uh, Vanessa quit smoking three days ago. 577 00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:05,875 So she used sneaking a smoke as an excuse to follow him down into the engine room. 578 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:10,887 Unfortunately, uh, she used that bucket with the dirty diesel rags for an ashtray, and- 579 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:16,291 Al, I don't get it though. I mean, if-if the two of them were so hot and heavy, why am I even here? 580 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:21,229 Because Nikos was such a good navigator that he got them rescued too soon. Wait a second. 581 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,097 They never had a chance to express their feelings. Wait a second. 582 00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:28,434 Are you telling me that I'm here because I'm a lousy sailor? Partly. 583 00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:32,033 Partly? What's the other part? 584 00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:37,206 Uh, well, the other part is getting Vanessa Foster of the Philadelphia Fosters- Yeah. 585 00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:41,240 to admit that she's in love with a greasy Greek sailor. 586 00:38:44,622 --> 00:38:46,556 Oh. Yeah? 587 00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:48,558 Boy. 588 00:38:58,235 --> 00:39:01,295 [Sniffles] Been looking for you. 589 00:39:09,146 --> 00:39:12,411 You know, I gotta say, in spite of all that hair spray, 590 00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:14,747 your hair looks- really looks great. 591 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:17,219 I mean, a little stiff, but- 592 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,957 Dave is a lucky guy. 593 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,017 It doesn't matter anymore, does it? 594 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,029 I'll never see him again. 595 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:32,801 You don't know that. I mean, true, nobody can predict the future. 596 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:35,532 We're gonna die out here, aren't we? No. 597 00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:40,775 You know, your grandmama would... 598 00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:44,008 turn right over in her- 599 00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:47,847 She would be very upset if she heard you talking like that. 600 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:50,284 I've ruined everything. 601 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,546 Like what? 602 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:59,258 Only our rescue. Oh, our rescue. 603 00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:02,493 You know, uh, we saw one ship. There'll be other ships. 604 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,761 Yeah, but there won't be another flare. 605 00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:07,133 You underestimate Greek ingenuity. 606 00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:09,672 I just never thought I'd die this way. 607 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,833 You're not go- Would you stop that? 608 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:15,003 I always pictured myself growing older, 609 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:17,809 sitting in a rocking chair, 610 00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:22,717 making my grandchildren miserable. 611 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:28,649 Withholding those little cash bonuses whenever they got bad report cards? 612 00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:32,492 Grandmama used to do that. Huh. 613 00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:38,368 There's just so many things I wanted to do. 614 00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:43,363 I wanted to climb a mountain, 615 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:48,140 and I wanted to sail the Nile. 616 00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:50,373 I wanna learn how to make chocolate chip cookies. 617 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,281 Chocolate chip cookies? 618 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:56,547 I always figured you for the baked alaska type or something. 619 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:59,817 I used to go over to BetsyJohnson's house. 620 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:05,754 And her mom, she used to make this tuna casserole... 621 00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:10,290 and bake cookies, and then she'd let us lick the bowl. 622 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:14,638 They didn't have nearly as much as we had, 623 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,972 and yet they were so happy. 624 00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:21,204 Does David make you happy? 625 00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:23,269 Of course he does. 626 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:26,849 David's wonderful. 627 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,851 My family loves him. 628 00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:31,547 Do you love him? 629 00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:33,817 Well, I'm marrying him, aren't I? 630 00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:37,987 Yeah, but do you love him? Why are you doing this to me? 631 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:43,500 Because I wanna make sure you understand that you don't have to marry somebody because your family likes 'em. 632 00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:47,230 And you really don't have to marry somebody because he reminds you of your daddy. 633 00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:49,704 It's not like that at all. I love Daddy. 634 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,776 I mean David. 635 00:41:56,981 --> 00:42:01,975 I just don't wanna die before I have a chance to live. 636 00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:04,247 [Crying] 637 00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:11,258 You know, sometimes you just- 638 00:42:11,328 --> 00:42:13,523 You have to take the chance. 639 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,191 It's too late. 640 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,733 It's never too late. 641 00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:37,049 This isn't fair. 642 00:42:38,322 --> 00:42:40,256 What about David? 643 00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:43,725 What about Nikos? I mean- I mean, me? 644 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:54,800 I can't. I'm saving myself for my husband. 645 00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:57,636 Right. 646 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:01,041 You're saving yourself for your husband, Nikos. 647 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:17,494 [Sam] Oh, my God. [Vanessa] Huh? 648 00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:20,997 No. No. No? 649 00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:23,158 A ship. 650 00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:25,326 A ship! Come on. 651 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:31,541 Where are you going? To send an S.O.S. 652 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:35,170 - Your flare is gone. - I don't need the flare. They'll be able to see the bonfire. 653 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:38,373 What bonfire? The one I'm about to build. 654 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,383 Come on. Help me with the wood. 655 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,553 I can't. 656 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:48,781 What do you mean, you can't? You can steam clams. You can't help build a bonfire? Come on. 657 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:52,686 I wanted to steam those clams. 658 00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:57,025 And I wanted to empty that can of hair spray. 659 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,370 You don't want to be rescued, do you? 660 00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:11,306 [Portal Opens] 661 00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:14,146 Sam. Sam, there's a ship. 662 00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:17,051 Sam, there's a ship out there. Did you see it? 663 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:21,023 Sa- Sam, do something! 664 00:44:21,091 --> 00:44:25,050 Ask Ziggy what the odds are for Vanessa and Nikos staying on this island... 665 00:44:25,129 --> 00:44:27,063 and living happily ever after. 666 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,065 Is this some kind of a Greek thing? 667 00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:31,567 Ancient custom. [Beeping] 668 00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:35,401 Hey, this is a first- 100 percent. 669 00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:37,463 So then I'm really here to make sure... 670 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:41,671 that we stay on this island together. 671 00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:44,904 And I'll make sure you won't be sorry. 672 00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:48,509 Oh, and Sam. These are busy bunnies. 673 00:44:48,585 --> 00:44:53,682 They're gonna have six kids by the time they get picked up in 1965. Six kids. 674 00:44:53,757 --> 00:44:56,351 I'd like that. 675 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:58,418 I'd like that very much. 676 00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:09,203 Excuse me, Grandmama. 677 00:45:17,147 --> 00:45:19,377 Uh, no, Sam. Sorry. 678 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:21,475 Uh, Sam, you're outta here. 679 00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:35,157 [Woman On P.A.] Dr. Parker. Dr. Phil Parker. 680 00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:38,827 Can you hear him? He's out there. Who? 681 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:40,836 Charlie! He's comin' over the wire. 682 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:44,340 He's gonna kill us all. We gotta get out of here. He's gonna cut our heads off! 683 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:47,309 [Muttering] Don't you fight me, or I'll break your freakin' neck. 684 00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:50,107 - That isn't necessary, is it? Huh? - Sam. Don't get up. 685 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:52,341 Why not? Sam, don't move. 686 00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:04,627 Oh, boy. 687 00:46:04,677 --> 00:46:09,227 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0